Just don’t try to one cheek sneak, it will end up badly. When my grandfather and grandmother were dating they were out in the woods “parking”. Things were getting hot and heavy and my grandfather felt a fart coming on. Not wanting to stop things since they were progressing so smoothly and he was bound to get laid, he decided he would try to do a one cheek sneak. He’d let it out nice and easy, hope it didn’t smell, and continue with the festivities. And so he pushed. A few minutes later my grandmother pulled away from kissing him and asked him what that smell was. He broke down sobbing like a three year old. She asked him what the matter was assuming he had passed gas and was really embarrassed. He said between sobs, “I … . I … shit myself!” They rode the rest of the way back to town with their heads out the window. They ended up married.